white turbanlike bandage - has had a concussion - he must rest - in the hospital again- there is not much damage - he feels needed - protests to stay at the hospital - right as rain - Polly meanwhile is on the phone and calls the doctor while Basil welcomes the Germans - makes fun of the Germans - hat the Germans - places a finger under his nose preparatory to doing his Hitler impression - ladies begin to sob - the men are angry - the Germans invaded Poland - the audience is stunned - both German women are in tears and both men on their feet - he performes his exagerated goose-step out into the lobby - marches back into the dining room - not mention the war - the doctor comes in with a hypodermic needle ready - come with me - he escapes - he is knocked cold by the moose